Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Hatchet Man

Is it another hydrogen sulfide zombie attack, or just a lone nut performing some sort of misplaced act of "stickin' it to the man" and ragin' against the machine? A man in Daytona Beach is accused of wrecking an ATM with an ax, for no discernible reason.

He didn't steal any money from the machine, but he sure bludgeoned the crap out of it. Evidently he was unaware that all ATMs are fitted with security cameras, and it didn't take long for the South Daytona Police Department to track him down. Curiously, he seems to be talking on his cellphone while he smashes the machine. "What is that noise?" "Oh nothing, sorry, just checking my balance... with an hatchet."

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