Monday, August 5, 2013

Coleslaw Wrestling

The Sunshine State has made ignoble contributions to the noble sport of wrestling in many ways; not only with such figures as DT Porter, and with the classic time-honored tradition of wrestling with bears, but also wrestling with, and in, coleslaw.

Yes, that's right, you heard right. Coleslaw wrestling.

It's a common practice in Florida, especially during Bike Week at Daytona, to arrange events where two persons (almost always women in bikinis, strangely enough) wrestle for big money and prizes in a pit of yummy coleslaw, maintaining the respectability and classiness that the art of professional wrestling is world-renowned for.

I know of no one (yet) offering barbecue sauce wrestling, but I think it could be the next big thing - get on it, someone, and thank me later for the tip.

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