Thank goodness all Florida eateries aren't as awful as that French restaurant. On the other side of the coin, here's a joint that's doing everything right. Siri's in Gulfport offers gourmet burgers (try the jalapeno-laden Fireburger!) and fine, fine pizza that reminds me of good ol' Spinelli's back home. Their greasy oily gooey yummy toasty garlic knots are pretty special too. And their french fries are real, handcut from honest-to-gosh potatoes.
Now if they'd just switch to Coke products instead of Pepsi I'd marry them. (It is legal to marry a restaurant now, right?)
Who is "Siri"? I do not know. But the owner seems to get around - there's a wall dedicated to autographed photos of him with various celebrities over the years, including Jay Leno and John Lee Hooker.