Showing posts with label cortez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cortez. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The Sea Hagg

Sometimes you find a junk store/antique store that's so over-the-top and jaw-dropping that you want to go back again and again to view it as one would a museum. Some of these places, like Joe Ley's in Louisville, have even figured that out and decided to charge admission just to enter their store. Thankfully, The Sea Hagg in Cortez, FL is still free to browse.

The photos here are all of The Sea Hagg's outdoor area, an extensive labyrinth of nautical bric-a-brac, but there's even more inside, including fine aquatic-themed home decor, jewelry, and ephemera. If you're thinking about opening a seafood restaurant and you need some rustic tack to decorate the place with, make tracks for this place. They have all the flotsam and jetsam you could ever want, Cap'n.

According to the Sea Hagg's blog:

Proprietor Jan Holman began her nautical voyage from Lake Erie where she crossed Ohio to the Ohio River and traveled down to the mighty Mississippi at Missouri. From there she traveled down the Mississippi to Louisiana and finally made her way to the sun drenched coastal beauty of Florida. She spent her 25 year voyage honing her distinctive talent and expertise in the areas of antiques, decorating, retail, advertising, and all things nautical. Her passion for the maritime led her to the historical fishing village of Cortez and the creation of her treasure-filled chandlery, affectionately named, The Sea Hagg. The Sea Hagg has been featured on FOX-13’s Good Day Tampa Bay and One Tank Trips and was dubbed the "best store to finally go into that you’ve driven by a million times."

The Sea Hagg perfectly exemplifies life in Cortez, FL, a historic fishing community where everything is laidback and everyone is eccentric. As you can see on this map, its location couldn't be better - you have Perico Island just above it to the north, Anna Maria Island straight ahead to the west, Longboat Key to the south, and the big city of Bradenton behind you on the mainland in the east. It's a good spot to be to feel like you're in the center of everything that matters in the gulf coast island-hopping Interzone.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Cortez Time

Strange as it may sound, many people who come to Florida for a vacation bring their fried-out stressy demeanor with them and never really relax. I often see no'th'ners in Florida expressing frustration that their sandwich, drink, bellhop, rental car, rental girlfriend, whatever, isn't right here right now. More ominous of all to me is the growing Floridian propensity for aggressive, obnoxious driving (which is a growing problem nationwide, actually, and is infecting my beloved Sunshine State via tourists.) Repeatedly I've been subjected to angry Type-A personalities laying on the horn, giving me the finger, and flashing their brights in my eyes because I was going the speed limit. The speed limits on the islands are deliberately set to be what some would call agonizingly slow - 20-35 mph - and with darn good reason. You wanna be in paradise, Jack, you follow the rules. Unless you're on some sort of mission of colossal global importance, get calm or go home.

This sign in Cortez, FL exemplifies the necessary mood you should assume when in the 27th state. Dig it.