In wondrous John's Pass along the boardwalk, there's this restaurant called Sculley's, see. And right next door there's another restaurant called The Hut. They're separate places. But they're not. They're connected. They're the same place. But they're not. They have separate websites and everything. I don't get it. But I don't need to get it, I guess. Just shut up and drink, Jeff.
The Hut comes closest to being "a real Tiki Bar" around here amongst all the places I've seen, and interestingly, they don't even advertise themselves as such. Of course, they play Tom Petty and Jimmy Buffett over the loudspeakers and not Don Ho, but hey, they carry Bell's Two Hearted Ale and after a couple of those you don't even mind.